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Funny Birthday Quotes! Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and diet coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

 

  Of late, I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age. Happy Birthday to you! 

 

Happy Birthday! Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Because once you are abroad there is nothing you can do about it.

 

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remember Birthdays and the other never forgets them. Happy Birthday!

 

 There is still no cure for the common Birthday. Many more Happy returns of the day.

 

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. Wish you a very Happy Birthday to you.

 

Another Birthday doesn’t let it get you down. After all, you are still winning to our race to the grave old man.

 

We know we are getting old when they only thing we want to our Birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy Birthday! 

 

  Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. wish you a very Happy Birthday to you.

 

Live as long as you may. The first 20 years are the longest half of your life. Many more happy returns of the day.  

 

Looking fifty is great but if you are sixty. Funny Birthday Quotes!

 

Happy Birthday! Just remember, once you are over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

 

If I would be known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

 

   It’s sad to grow, old but nice to ripen. Wish you a very Happy Birthday to you. 

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I am at an age when my back goes out more than I do. Have a special Birthday!

 

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. Funny Birthday Quotes! 

 

Happy Birthday! A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

 

A Birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. lets you enjoy the trip.

 

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind it does not matter. I love you so much. 

 

Birthdays are good for you statistics how that the people who have the most live the longest. Have a colorful Birthday!

 

Age is a number and yours is unlisted. Wish you a very Happy Birthday to you.

 

Happy Birthday! The best way to remember your wife’s Birthday is to forget it once.

 

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. Many more happy returns of the day.

 

Happy Birthday! They say that age is all in your mind. the trick is keeping it from creeping down into your Body.

 

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the Birthday cake. Happy Birthday to you.

 

They tell you that you will lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. Happy Birthday!

 

 When I was younger, I could remeber anything, whether it hppened or not. Many more happy returns of the day!

 

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. Wish you a very Happy Birthday to you.

 

Happy Birthday! Wisdom does not necessarily come with age sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, I can’t remember the other two. Funny Birthday Quotes!

 

Happy Birthday! Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. Have a special Birthday!

 

I still have a full deck, I just shuffle slower now. Wish you a very Happy Birthday to you.

 

 First, you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up then you forget to pull your zipper down. Happy Birthday!  

 

A Best friend is never depending on a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her Birthday. 

 

Oh! My dear friend! Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I love you too. 

 

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Many more happy returns of the day.

 

A diplomat is a man always remembers a woman’s Birthday but never remember her age. 

 

I believe in loyalty when a woman reaches age she likes, she should stick with it. Wish you a very happy Birthday to you.

 

 Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t you get one.

 

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe! Happy Birthday! 

 

   For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common Birthday. Many more happy returns of the day. 

 

Happy Birthday! Old enough to know better young enough to still do it.

 

Happy Birthday! You think you are special just because it’s your Birthday today no way you are special every day.

 

I was gonna give you something awesome for your Birthday when you never look any older. Happy Birthday!

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